mistressjinx: purple derek (purple derek)
Day 14: In your own space, post recs for at least three fanworks that you did not create.

[TEA] Simon Tam & Kaylee by Amy Zen - Firefly | Fandom tea - I drink a crazy amount of fandom teas from adagio. It's ridiculous. I was perusing the Firefly blends when the Simon Tam tea caught my eye and I stuck it on an order. I bought it thinking it would be a fun one to have laying around, but then a few weeks later my damn bag was gone. WHERE'D MY FREAKIN TEA GO?? So I replenished it and got the Kaylee tea too because they are in a ship and you get a discount etc. And OH BOY her tea is flippin awesome too! These teas do actually embody the characters, like whoa. I just re-ordering every time. They are both on the sweet side (Simon is peachy/ginger and Kaylee is strawberries/cream) and totes fulfill my no-guilt dessert cravings. Such good teas! Yay fandom teas.

[FIC] Sell Your Body To The Night by [archiveofourown.org profile] dsudis - Teen Wolf | Explicit | 122k | Derek/Stiles, Stiles/OMCs - Duuuuuuuuuude. 122k words of underage hooker!fic with fisting, watersports, angst and misunderstandings. This is like the perfect fic for me. Ticks all my boxes. I loved it so much I podficced it. It took me 10 days to record, but I slayed the beast. Honestly, everyone knows Dira right? You know what a good writer she is. She fucking delivers on this fic. The beginning was great! The rising action/falling action, the climax, the ending. All of it was spot-fucking-on.

[PODFIC] Given In Evidence by [archiveofourown.org profile] erica_schall - Sherlock | Explicit | 12+ hours | Sherlock/Watson - Do you have a podficcer that you listen to because their voice just really does it for you every.single.time? Yea? Me too. It's Erica. So I have to be upfront say that I'm not into Sherlock, or even read it. I had never read this fic before downloading this podfic. But when Erica posted the final chapter, I decided to have a go at it. And it was the best decision I've ever made. I've listened to this podfic probably 5 times now. It accompanies me to work and driving and to the gym. And I have all my favorite bits picked out when I need a go-to comfort bit. Erica's voice is so precious to me, like I can't even put into words how much I love her reading style and the just power of her rumbling tones. At times in her reading, my body has a physical reaction to the sounds she makes, the tone of her voice and they way she says certain words, her cadence. I often wish I smoked, just so I could have a fucking cigarette after listening to her. I just love her a lot okay? She's the bee's knees. And she made me love a fanwork I would never have looked at twice if it weren't being narrated by her.

[FANART] Little Red Has Pointy Teeth by [tumblr.com profile] daunt - Teen Wolf | Digital | Derek/Stiles - I have the purse, the print, the pillow the mug and it's my current desktop background. I really love this art. I'm not sick of looking at it and I keep buying it in different forms because I want to take it with me everywhere! I got the tote purse, but then literally carried it until it had holes. I think it was one of the first twoof arts I saw on tumblr back when I was drifting into the fandom and I attribute it to my attraction to exploring this ship, which is my main ship now. Stiles as the big bad wolf and Derek as red. It's so perfect. And sexy.
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Day 12: In your own space, talk about what you bring to fandom. It can be something tangible, or not.

cut for weirdness )
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Day 6: In your own space, create a fanwork. A drabble, a ficlet, a podfic, or an icon, art or meta or a rec list. A picspam. Something.

In honor of Day 6, I have written and performed for you 6 Teen Wolf Explicit Derek/Stiles haikus:)

Download: MP3 [1.6 MB]
Length: 00:01:46

Lexical Gap
Derek's dick fills him
With wet gratification
Coming deep inside

Bottom Feeder
When Stiles fucks him
Derek takes it like a man
And loves every second

Koi No Yokan
His hearbeat quickens
At the sight of Derek's cock
It's love at first sight

Get on your knees boy!
Call me Master Stilinski
You are my bitch now!

Simple addictions:
Curly fries and sour wolves
Stiles loves them both

Proof Of Love
Pulsing down his throat
Stiles never felt so good
'Cause Derek loves it

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Day 5: In your own space, talk about your fannish origin story. How did you come to fandom, why did you choose your fannish name, do you have more than one secret identity?

Well my story is relatively short! I found fan fiction like a decade ago, but was only mildly into reading it. I would just sort of pop over to ff.net and read a few stories at bedtime reading when I didn't have anything interesting to read. I think I mostly read BtVS, QaF and BSG. I wouldn't have even considered myself fannish at that time. Like a casual reader and I never commented or engaged in conversations in any shape or form.

I was actually massively active on a gay porn website/forum for years and years and can say I didn't know what being fannish was, but that I was in fact being super fannish about porn. If you go to brokestraightboys.com you can still see my interviews at the model events up on the site. I actually went on tour to a bunch of gay pride events to hang with porn models/friends I met in that online community and I sort of see that as the equivalent as when we go to Conventions. 

Then in 2012 I was laid off from my 60 hour a week job, and suddenly I had all this time on my hands! So I sort of delved into finding fic to read to pass the boring hours and found Archive of our Own which I didn't even know existed! At that time I was really into Spartacus and those were the first fics I went to immerse myself in on that site. I also started living a really healthy lifestyle around this time and would spend hours working out everyday and reading became a huge part of my day. It was one day on the treadmill at my gym, that I had just finished listening to a bunch of Torchwood radioplays and I thought wouldn't that be dope if someone recorded audiobooks of fan fiction?? So I went and googled it and found out that BAM there was a whole culture of it out there!!! So I just threw my ass right into the fandom pool and I have sort of never gotten out of the water!!!

I realized that I wanted to start commenting on fanworks, even though I have a lot of social anxiety, and decided to become more active on twitter and start leaving comments on AO3. I would find people I really like and follow them and try and work up the nerve to talk to people and I was able to make a sort of base of fannish friends that I could interact with on a daily basis. 

When my invite for AO3 finally came through after like 6 months on the waiting list, I decided that I wanted to get away from my porn lifestyle name, which was MissDeidra, and find something that would/could define me in the fandom world. So I didn't have to look far, and decided to just use my actual RL nickname which is Jinx. I have this triangle of porn friends, Queen Bee and Jester and we were this gay porn trifecta and Queen Bee's nick for me was always Jinxy. So I went with Jinxy because it just felt right. Also I love the icebreaker when people say "HI JINX!" to me. lol hijinx:)))

I also made a tumblr and found my way to new fandoms because of seeing a bunch of Teen Wolf shit all over my dash, and now I live like 90% of the time in that fandom. And it's been years and I keep not being able to find my way out! I'm barely involved with the podfic fandom, but I still produce stuff regularly and have some core friends there that make my life so rich! 

It's funny when I look back, because I didn't know what fandom was really until a few years ago, but without a doubt I have been fannish for decades. I just didn't know it had a name and a community! I often wonder what I missed out on before I found out, but I wouldn't trade in my life experiences and the cool shit that happened to me before I found fandom.

As far as other secret identities, nope. The only thing I do is help out with 2 twitters with some other people making updates, but that isn't an identity, that's just me participating in something to bring info to people. I only go by jinxy, jinxyreads or mistressjinx. I don't have any other names. Don't really need any others tbh. 

So these be my fandom origins, yo! <333

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Day 3: In you own space, talk about your creative process - from what inspires you to what motivates you to how you manage to break through blocks. Does your process change depending on the type of creating you're doing?

Cut because I'm sure my process is bor-ring as fuck for most of yous )
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Day 2 : In your own space, create a list of at least three fannish things you'd love to receive, something you've wanted but were afraid to ask for - a fannish wish-list of sorts. Include a link to your wish-list if you feel comfortable doing so. Maybe someone with grant a wish. Check out other people's posts. Maybe you will grant a wish.

Oh man. It is so hard for me to ask for things. But last year some people gave me some really great things from this. It's funny, but I'm putting down pretty much the same things this year that I had last year:) I do have a Dreamwidth post that I keep updated that is a list of all things Jinxy which is basically my ultimate list of stuff I like for gifty reasons. (It's super kink heavy-so enter at your own risk!) Otherwise, here ya go:
  • I'm currently podficcing Dira Sudis's fic Sell Your Body To The Night for which the awesome [archiveofourown.org profile] reena_jenkins is making me coverarts because she's a gift. But I'm a musical person and I'm surprisingly uncultured when it comes to music. So I'd love someone to make me a fanmix/playlist for this fic. In general I get most of my music ideas from listening to people's 8tracks fannish playlists. So they are totally invaluable to me.
  • Although I've gotten better at making coverart, I consider my covers rather boring and mediocre. I always see my fellow podficcers with people that help them make art, and I'd love to have someone to go to for covers/ideas. I have a list of things I'm currently recording that I'd super enjoy to have help making art for (especially the auction fics). Last year [personal profile] majoline made me a super awesome cover, btw so props to her:)
  • My ot3 is in the Teen Wolf fandom. Derek/Laura/Stiles (or Derek/Cora/Stiles) which I eat up with a spoon. There is practically zero fanworks of these pairings. And let me tell you I've read them all and podficced most of them. I just need this pairing with a burning passion. I'd love for someone to write them for me. Preferably Derek being the meat in a Hale/Stilinski sandwich *waggles eyebrows*
  • And basically the only other thing I'd like is feedback for myself and for other podficcers. Authors get a load of comments/kudos/bookmarks/feedback but podficcers are lucky to get any sometimes. So I'd like people to gift any podficcer they know with some feedback because you want to and because you appreciate the work and time that they put into bringing fics to life with their aural tones. :DDD

Yup, that's all I've got right now. Why is that so hard asking for things??
mistressjinx: moles (moles)
Alrighty, gonna do snowflake again this year. I thought it was pretty fun last year.

Day 1: In your own space, post a rec for at least three fanworks that you have created. It can be your favorite fanworks that you've created, or fanworks you feel no one ever saw, or fanworks you say would define you as a creator.

I had to go see what I wrote last year for this one, so I didn't repeat myself. But then again maybe that's a testament if I do repeat myself. I must admit I have a hard time rec'ing myself. I can't even say myself when people ask for podfic recs on twitter in my fandom for which I've produced something stupid like 70 podfics for. Anyway, here are fanworks:  

  1. Podfic | Tiny Houses | Teen Wolf | Explicit To be honest, I will probably put this on my list every year. I will probably have it etched into my tombstone with a link. I wish we could pin our favorite fanworks to the top of the list on AO3 so that people will know that this is the project that I like the most, and the one that defines me as a creator, the thing I am most proud of. It's no longer my longest project, but it's the one I would like to be known for. Also, when I'm having a bad day I go and look at the kudos on this one and it makes my shitty day a whole lot less shitty. 
  2. Fic | Mating Games Fics | Teen Wolf | All Explicit I sort of just touched on this on my year end wrap up post. But I totally went out of my comfort zone last year and wrote stuff for the Mating Games LJ challenge. And though, I don't consider myself a writer at all, I had a really good time doing it and don't think the stuff I wrote was all that awful. I was sort in love with the idea of doing a Teen Wolf fusion with one of my favorite Nick Cave songs, Where The Wild Roses Grow because I love that record and I love dark fic. So Probably out of the 6, I'm most in love with The Weeping Boy. I also podficced it. It's got some MCD in it, so I'd say most people stayed as far away from it as they could, but it's something totally underapprecated because of themes, and ridiculously romantic in a macabre sort of way. I love it a lot okay?
  3. Podfic | As Sweet As The Blood On Your Lips | Stoker / Luther crossover | Explicit I put this on the list because nobody knows it exists! I don't often podfic femslash, although I read it quite a bit and the pairing on this is about as rarepair as you can get. Alice Morgan/India Stoker. Both sociopaths. Both killers. Put them together and BAM insta-sexy! So I found this fic and got all kinds of excited. Got permission and read the shit out of it. AND what do you know. Practically nobody listened to it. HA! That's just the way it is. I still really love this one though. I'm so proud of it right down to the coverart and music I chose. I really wish people knew about both these characters so that they understood why it is so perfect.

Okay. Gonna go slink off and hide for a while now. xoxo
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So I've recorded a podfic that needs about 10 lines of dialogue done in a child's voice. The character is a 3 year old boy and for the life of me I could not pull off his lines. I tried just messing with pitch to see if that would work, but no dice. I could send you a message/email with the lines and if anyone has a child that could repeat the lines you give them and record it into an audio file for me, I'd be greatly indebted to you. I could talk you through how to upload the audio file etc if you are unfamiliar. 

Anyway, if anyone is inclined to help me out, I would be grateful. I could credit you for helping and perhaps do some kind of art exchange or something to say thank you. 

Please let me know:) Also you can email me at missdeidra@gmail.com

mistressjinx: laura jane (laura jane)
Been listening to Transgender Dysphoria Blues non-stop for over a week. It is honestly one of the best records I've ever heard in all my 33 years. I can't get over how relevant and beautiful and honest and life changing this little 10 song record is. Laura Jane Grace writes lyrics that just fucking speak to my soul, okay? I've listened to like every Against Me! record through the years and they don't touch the honesty and emotion that this record does. Like seriously, I could take this record to the proverbial desert island and be happy to listen to it for the rest of my life. 

Fucking A+++++++++++ Fuck.


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(stolen from [personal profile] piscaria who stole it from someone who stole it from someone etc.)

Pick up the book nearest to you and turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life.

The building was divided into countless rooms--some mere cubicles, some large chambers--and troughs from a nearby canal kept a continuous flow of water flushing out the rooms waste matter.

--From Aztec by Gary Jennings.

Well. That explains a lot.
mistressjinx: moles (moles)
So, remember that time I said I wasn't going to podfic anymore?


I lied.

I'm a lying liar from Liarsville.

I'm back babies!
I'm recording again. Also, I have like over 100 hours of raw files to edit. So i'll be posting new works again. Finally posting projects I've been talking about for a long time. (Most of them on my to-podfic page on tumblr. except the ones other people have already posted, because you probably know I really really really really dislike repods.)

Thanks to those of you that stuck with me during the hiatus and listened to me cry about all my shitty anons.

luh ya cuties
mistressjinx: sterek polaroid (sterek polaroid)
I did the Teen Wolf Voice Meme thing that's on tumblr...
  • Your name and username.
  • Where you’re from.
  • Pronounce the following words:  werewolf, hunter, inhaler, lacrosse, Beacon Hills, Allison, adderall, wolfsbane, Jeep, Camaro, bite, red hoodie, Alpha, Beta, Omega, “my mom does all the grocery shopping”.
  • Who is your favorite male character?
  • Who is your favorite female character?
  • That character you thought you would hate but actually sort of like now.
  • What is your OTP?
  • How did you start watching Teen Wolf?
  • Character you’re most like/relate to.
  • Favorite episode so far.
  • Favorite scene so far.
  • Would you be a human, a werewolf, a hunter or other?
  • Howl for us!
mistressjinx: microphone 2 (microphone 2)
This is just a little post to let you all know that I have retired from making podfic.

I  am no longer going to record fics. I'm just too tired of all the hateful messages and unsolicited criticism. It's no longer fun anymore. 

I've spent hundreds and hundreds of hours making podfics and it kills my spirit every time I get hate.

So I'm not going to spend one more second doing something that no longer gives me joy. I'm quitting now so that I don't rage quit fandom all together. I still want to enjoy fic and my friends. I still want to archive and listen to podfic and get joy from it. 

To the authors that I've asked for permission, I'm so very sorry I never got to make your thing. Thank you so much for being open to podfic and giving me and others the opportunity to record your work.

To my auction winners who are due podfic. I will be paypal'ing you a refund as soon as my tax return gets to me in a few weeks time. I'm really sorry I couldn't fulfill those for you.

Thanks to everyone that has been cool with me. I've made some great friends, and I'm not going anywhere. 

<3 Jinxy

mistressjinx: alice-luther (alice-luther)
Day Thirty: Post About Anything You Want

Well, as usual, this is a day late. I had a hellish few days at work because of Black Friday and all the related shenanigans. I don't really have any idea of what to blog about, so I guess I'll just spew stuff at you.

ReMoPodMo finished:) I had a very productive month. I produced 12 hours of podfic, 2 completed stories and I recorded another 4 because I was in the zone. So I clocked about 100 hours of podfic production between recording (28 hours of raw files), editing, making coverart, pre-reading, final listen-thrus, uploading, posting and all the other things we do.

My podfic 1year anniversary was the 23rd. I really wanted to publish my long project (which will be posted either tonight or tomorrow) on that day, but LIFE happened. I've been working my ass off the whole month and sometimes I'm just too tired to do everything I want to do. 

I haven't been reading much, but I have about 30 open fics, a lot of them TW Fall Harvest fics to read. I'm going to go easy in December. I'm a bit burnt out from ReMo. So I plan on doing a lot of reading in December. As far as regular reading, I did finish Temeraire #3 and #4 as well as both of Jay Northcote's books.

I've been watching a lot of tele during my podficcing breaks. Dancing With The Stars and The Voice were my guilty pleasures. DWTS ended, and The Voice has only a few weeks left. Downton also ended, leaving me engrossed in Elementary, Sons Of Anarchy, Bones, AHS:Coven, and Reign. I'm not sure if I'm going to continue with the latter though, because it has yet to really hook me. I also caught up on Supernatural S8 and have, for the first time ever, become current with the watching of the show. So I finally know what everyone is talking about. It's so weird. 

I haven't watched any films at all lately. If you'd have asked me like 2 years ago if that was possible, I would have laughed in your face. There was a time when all I did is watch movies. Back in the Blockbuster days. But yea, I think I'm over it. ALSO. Blockbuster announced they are closing their remaining stores. A part of me jumped for joy since they royally fucked me. Then the other part of me was sad for all the people still working there that are about to go through what I did. Also, all of those childhood memories of going to the video store...it's all very sad. 

I think in the next few days I'm going to do an analysis of my first year of podfic production. I looked over my spreadsheet the other day and I know I produced 70+ hours in year 1, but I would really like to look at the whole picture. Look at downloads/kudos/comments/length/fandom etc. I know people usually do an end of the year wrap up, so maybe I will count those first few weeks of 2012 and do my end of year/first year all rolled into one. 

Um, what else?? My newest obsession is Stilinskicest. But really, that's not surprising. ShameOTP blog has been a breath of fresh air in my daily internet routine. Bless Yue for inviting me to it. (I'm not sure if it's a secret thing, but I see other people in my twitter timeline talking about it, so I'm *assuming* it's okay to mention). Blessblessbless the authors writing for that ship. 

I think I'm going to record some Buster/Timmy Baseball RPF fic next. Anna_unfolding is a goddess and made the best podfic I've ever heard in my whole damn life, and now I have a mad hankering to do one too. <3

I ate a guinness caramel chocolate bar last night, and I think my tastebuds had orgasms. 

Ohhh. And I finally finished making my 1000 origami cranes. I've been folding them for about 4-5 months I think. Usually to distract myself or while I'm watching tele. Now I have to decide what to do with them. I wrote my wish on the 1000th one and folded it up and mixed it in the box. So I hope it comes true. 

This 30 day journal meme has been fun. It's nice to know that people are reading them, perhaps learning more about me. I don't think I'm terribly interesting or anything, but I am an open book and love to share. I enjoy reading everyone's journals and comments. I quite like my little place in the DW world. Next time I think I'm going to do a 30 day photography blog challenge. It came to my attention how many of these blog challenges their are, and weirdly I quite enjoyed ending my day over on Dreamwidth, posting these little daily tidbits. 

That's all i've got for now. Thanks for reading:)


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Day Twenty-Nine: A Picture Of You As A Child

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away....

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Day Twenty-Eight: Dreams
Write about a dream you've had recently or a recurring dream you've had in your life.

I had 2 recurring dreams that started when I was younger. I don't remember the last time I dreamt either one of them, it's probably been years? So I'm not sure if that counts, but at one point in my life they happened regularly. 

The first one started when I was a young child. In the dream I'm in an underwater tank/pool of some sort. I'm dressed in a frilly blue dress (kind of like a doll outfit). I remember--even going into adulthood--that me in the dream was still a child even though I aged for the decade or so that I dreamed it. Also, it was not unusual to me that I breathed water in the dream, that part seemed natural. 
So, the tank didn't open but was large like an olympic swimming pool, and it went deep, like a hundred feet down. There was light in the water, like the surface was near, but deep enough down that I knew I couldn't swim to the top. Deep in the water there were walls that had cages attached to them. They were a prison holding other people, like me. In the dream the cage doors would open and I'd have to swim into the water and try to collect candies (Like M&Ms or Skittles) that were floating. I don't remember eating the candy, but I remember a sense of urgency to collect the candy or perhaps I wouldn't eat. Then when everyone was struggling to get the candy, sharks would be released from tubes in the walls and they would come try and eat us. I would always wake up when I was trying to get back to my cage and I had a shark coming at me. I don't remember feeling like I was caught, but I remember the panic/anxiety of thinking that I was going to die. 

My second recurring dream started when I was a teenager. The dream always started in my bedroom. I would walk a long corridor into my kitchen. Now the house I grew up in had a hallway, but this was like 10x longer in my dream. All the doors to the rooms would be closed as well, and we always left the doors open to every room in my house, so it was really eerie. When I'd get to the end of the hallway I'd have to unlock 20 or so locks on the door opening into the kitchen. When I entered the kitchen my father would be there, shirtless smoking a cigar and sitting at the breakfast nook table. He'd be on a stool, dangling his feet. I'd then ask him where the smoke in the kitchen was coming from, and he'd tell me to turn around as see for myself. When I turned, Hitler was standing at the main stove, stirring a huge vat of something cooking with a big wooden spoon. I'd go up to the vat and look down into it and see that all of my dogs were being cooked. I wouldn't see their faces, but I would see their fur twirling around in the soup. I would then wake up. (BTW, I had 7 Lhasa Apso's while I was growing up, and they were the ones in the soup).

SO there you have it. I have no idea if they mean anything, or what it says about me. But those fuckers haunted me for years and years. 

mistressjinx: Tyler (Tyler)
Well, what do you know....I missed a day again. Life, man. I was so engrossed in finishing my new podfic, that I forgot to post my journal challenge yesterday. So today you get 2. (Is anyone actually reading these anyway?)

Day Twenty-Six: 
Someone Who Fascinates You

Benazir Bhutto. What a woman. I remember when she was assassinated, I watched the news report and cried for long time. She was the example of a strong woman. I've read her all of her books. She is the true definition of a hero. What she accomplished in her too short life...like whoa. Don't think I need to say much more. But if I could have dinner with anyone dead or alive, I'd choose her, and hug her, and thank her for making an impact on me and the world and Pakistan.

Day Twenty-Seven: 3 Confessions

1. I have a scrapbook of wedding things. Although I'm not convinced I'll ever get married. I made it back in the day when it was a possibility. My colors were black, white, red. The wedding dress I picked out was red with black trimming. My veil was black. The food was from the Frida Kahlo cookbook. It would've been a kick-ass party.

2. I almost died a couple of years ago. I had weight-loss surgery because I thought I couldn't do it on my own, and I got such a massive infection that I almost died because I didn't seek medical attention straight away. They had to remove my lap-band and I had a giant hole in my stomach for months afterwards that had to have a wound-vac attached to it so it could suck out my infection. It was awful. The worst time of my life. It was after my recovery that I said FUCK IT, I don't need surgery to lose weight. And I've lost 130lbs since. 

3. I'm losing my house. I bought a house a few years ago when I had a great job and it seemed everything was wonderful. Then I got laid off. And now after years of struggling to keep the house when I can no longer afford it, the bank is foreclosing on me. So yea. Awesome. But don't worry. This isn't a woe is me story. I'm okay. It's just one more curveball, I'll handle this just like I handle everything else. And perhaps it might be nice to not be in debt and be so worried all the time. Perhaps it's actually for the best.

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Day Twenty-Five: Favorite Quote

Man...I'm seriously over thinking this, because I have so so so many favorite quotes from writers, books, tv shows, movies, songs, fic....I just don't know what to put. 

I guess it sort of changes with my mood...but right now, in this moment, I really like this quote:

"The secret of joy is the mastery of pain."
--- Anais Nin

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Day Twenty-Four: What Is In Your Fridge?

My fridge is a warzone, so I'm just going to list my shit. (Plus, I share it with someone so like most of it is hers.)
  • Water
  • Guinness Draught
  • 187ml Cabernet Sauvignon
  • Almond Milk
  • Pomegranate Italian Soda
  • Starbucks 50 Calorie Iced Coffee
  • Diet Pepsi
  • Cookies & Creme Muscle Milk
  • Vanilla GNC Lean Shake
  • Egg Substitue
  • I Can't Believe It's Not Butter
  • Skinny Cow Heavenly Delights (I like mine cold)
  • Lingdonberrry Preserves
  • Clementine Preserves
  • Pumpkin Butter 
  • Apple Butter
  • Peanut Butter (I like mine cold)
  • Strawberry Jam
  • Marmite (I like mine cold)
  • Vegemite (I like mine cold)
  • Honey Mustard
  • Jack Daniel's Mustard
  • Creole Mustard
  • Sweet & Hot Mustard
  • Durkee's Mustard
  • Cholula Sauce
  • Tabasco Sauce
  • Slap Yo Mama Sauce
  • Heinz Ketchup
  • Salt & Vinegar Ketchup
  • Light Mayonnaise
  • Swiss Cheese
  • Havarti Cheese
  • Babybel Light Rounds
  • Colby Jack Cheese
  • Smoked Gouda Cheese Spread
  • Light Onion & Chive Cream Cheese
  • Everything Bagel Thins
  • 7 Grain Bread
  • Raisin Bread
  • Wholly Guacamole 100 Calorie Singles
  • Greek Yogurt
  • Yoplait Mousse
  • Grapes
  • Celery
  • Lemons
  • Mushrooms
  • Cucumbers
  • Pickles
  • Olives
  • Pepto Bismol
  • Cough Syrup
  • Peppermint Foot Lotion
  • Bucket o' Nail Polish
  • Baking Powder
  • Ice
  • Various Lean Cuisines
  • Lean Pockets
  • Morning Star Farms Faux Bacon
  • Blood Orange Sorbet
  • Frozen Peas
  • Frozen Asparagus 
  • Udon Noodle Soup
  • Spring Rolls
  • Bombay Sapphire Gin

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