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[mistressjinx]

I'm so fucking sick of the link to text inquiries. Next time I get one I'm posting a picture of my butthole in the reply.

Comments

[majoline]

What. That is a real query, omgs. *is baffled at people*

[mistressjinx]

Ya. Tis real. And it makes me very baneful.

[akamine_chan]

I don't understand how you're so patient with people. Honestly, I would have run screaming into the hills by now.

Do you already have a picture of your butthole? *is curious* *also is a perv*

[mistressjinx]

Sadly, no. I am sans butthole selfie. But I'm sure I can find one on the googles and pass it off as my own. :D

[chemm80]

Yeah, if you've seen one, you've seen 'em all. Or so I hear. And I know from experience that's how it works with pictures of dicks.

What the hell, man? Did this person click on a podfic post, then ask you for a link to the text that was already posted in the header? A person who has reading issues? Which one would assume could be a reason to be interested in podfic (as opposed to reading the text) in the first place? Am I even understanding this correctly?

[piscaria]

Your response was kind of perfect.