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Day Eight: Your 10 Favorite Foods

1. Cheese Give me all the cheese. Would eat/could eat for every meal of the day. I am a pretty healthy eater so I can't indulge as often as I'd like, but I reward myself daily with those little babybel Light rounds (the ones in the wax). :D

2. Sushi Veggie sushi that is. My perfect roll would be like asparagus tempura, avocado, cucumber, taro, cream cheese and sesame. NOM NOM NOM 

3. Malai Kofta Sometimes I'm not so much into the fritters because of the friedness, but I'd eat it with veggies all day any day. I just don't know what the dish is called without the pakoras.

4. White Corn Dude. I wish that corn wasn't so high in calories. I can eat the fuck out of some white shoepeg corn.

5. Falafel There is this food truck on Speedway that sells the best falafel. Their tzatziki is so good you want to drink it.

6. Avocado Give me a spoon, some sea salt and some lime juice and I could devour a bag of avocados. No joke.

7. Hummus Perfect food is perfect. Kalamata olive hummus is my shittttt.

8. Potato I can just Bubba gump some potatoes. Like give me all the potatoes, many times, in many positions. If you can think of a way to make some potatoes, I can get down with it.

9. Peanut Butter From the jar, yo.

10. Marmite I don't know why I love this stuff so much. But I could probably live off of it if I had to. 



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Day Six: Recommend 5 Different Things You Love

Okay I'm total shit at writing up recs, so this is gonna be weird.

1. Book Night Film: A Novel by Marisha Pessl
I was lucky to receive an advanced readers copy of this novel. My mum works at a Barnes and Nobel and snatched it for me because we were broke and she couldn't afford to get me a birthday present. It might have been the best present ever! "Night Film tells the haunting story of a journalist who becomes obsessed with the mysterious death of a troubled prodigy--the daughter of an iconic, reclusive filmmaker." It's a huge ass book. It feels like it weighs 10lbs. I think you could kill someone with it. I loved the mystery of this novel. My favorite thing about it is how visual the book is. The book is filled with faux news articles, pictures, memos, letters, diagrams, shooting schedules, police reports. It's a stunning book. The book visually reminds me a lot of Leaves of Grass. It's definitely one of those books you want to put your hands all over instead of buying the ebook or getting the audiobook. What is so great is you get to go on the adventure of the murder investigation. It took me about a month to read it, but I throughly enjoyed it, and spent many nights failing to go to sleep because I was so engrossed in it.

2. Album Good Mourning by Alkaline Trio
OHHH this record. I love this record with all of my being. I fell for this band on accident. My old roommate had come over to my new apartment and stuck this CD in my player and accidentally left it there. Well I found it, and he never got it back! Alk3 is a pop-punk band in all of its glory. They sing about dark shit and they do it with a smile on their face. This record starts off with a song about a dude giving detailed instructions on how to kill him and play with his dead body. :D:D:D (This Could Be Love) And it ends with a dark and lovely break-up song that was so moving to me I decided to get the lyrics tattooed across my fucking chest for all time. (Blue In The Face) The band has 2 singers. Matt Skiba and Dan Andriano. Both dudes trade off on vocals and have such different sounds that somehow shouldn't work well together, but it fucking does. It's magic when they do their thing. They make one cohesive unit and write the most disturbingly beautiful songs that just gut me with their magical feels. Bonus. During the recording of the record, Skiba's voice started to deteriorate, he eventually had to have surgery, but the rawness of his vocals just adds to the raw emotional feeling I get when I put this album on. It was like a beautiful mistake that adds so much depth to his dark adventurous lyrics. Gods, I love this album.

3. Movie The Sum Of Us
That Australian gay film that Russell Crowe did before he got famous. This movie ties as my favorite film ever (with Beautiful Thing). I first watched this movie when I was a teenager with my mum. We had a life changing moment together watching it. The movie is about a Father and Son. It's a love story. I have major feels when I watch this thing because the love story between the two dudes is so fucking beautiful and moving. Even though the movie is about a father and son, my mother and I felt so connected to it. Like we hoped that someday our relationship would be that close and real. We watch it every once in a while and reminisce about how much it means to us. I can pretty much quote the fucking thing in its entirety. "CALL ME HENRIETTA!" I will never stop having relevance for me. I will love this movie until my dying day.

4. Fic Tiny Houses by ohmyjetsabel [Teen Wolf]
I didn't think a fic would ever surpass my love for the By and By series by 1001cranes. This fic just fucking ripped my heart out and pieced it back together. I LOVE EVERY SINGLE WORD OF IT. It's mpreg. It's got lots of angst. It's got body horror. It's got attempted abortion. It's got so much shit that makes people run in the other direction, but fuck! if I didn't just barrel straight into it and fucking hug the shit out of it. A lot of people left comments like: "I usually hate mpreg, but I loved this." "I usually hate kid!fic, but this was wonderful." So ohmyjetsabel did something that a lot of writers can't. She makes people who hate the subject matter, fall in love with it. My only gripe about it is that it ended. I would just about give my first born to see the 60k she cut out of the fic over the year it took her to write it. This fic is special. It is amazing. I rec it to anyone who wants to read honest to goodness 77k words of BRILLIANT fic. I hope I am doing it the justice it deserves with my podfic of it. (I will be releasing it on my 1 year podfic anniversary on the 23rd. It means that much to me.)

5. Podfic In The Stretch by anna_unfolding [Baseball RPF]
I can't really write a coherent review of this podfic. I can say I fucking loved it. I loved it so fucking much I left the author audio feedback. I loved it so much that I've listened to it like 5 times through now (it's almost 5 hours long)...and still queue up scenes from it on a daily basis. Perhaps that can say for me what I can't seem to put down into written words for you. Listen to my flailing here: (excuse the ums, breaths and giggles, I was super fucking nervous)
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 Day Five: Favorite Picture of Myself



Not a current one. I think I was mid-twenties here. I'm early thirties now. This photo was taken for something. I can't remember anymore. (I think a newsletter for my then employer) Anyway. I've always loved the picture. I was nervous, so I had my head down. I had some lovely liberty curls in my hair that day, but they got cut out. Since this photo, I've lost weight. But there is something about it that has always made it my favorite picture of myself. The one I'm not ashamed to show people. 
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Day Four: Share 10 Things On Your Bucket List

1. Move to a different country.

2. Finish the Tucson Marathon.

3. Become fluent in Sign Language.

4. Go to Mardi Gras.

5. Pay off my mortgage.

6. Get some scarification done. (Tentacles!) 

7. Go to a Con. 

8. Visit the Maldives and stay in an underwater hotel room.

9. Go to AT&T Park and see my guys play. Bonus: See my boy Timmy pitch.

10. Finally wear my dream dress that is hanging on the back of my door. (Inspiration yo!)
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Day Three: Meaning Of My Name/Blog

Well. I've gone through many names. My nickname is Jinx (or Jinxy). For a long time I went by Miss Deidra in online communities. I was super active on a porn website's forum, and everyone on that site knew me as MissDeidra. There are still lots of interviews out there of me on camera talking as MissDeidra. I used to be pretty active in the kink community as well. Once upon a time you could find me on fetlife.com and collarme.com under Mistress Deidra. So my name sort of popped up out of an smush of those things.

I have a horrible habit of jinxing people when I talk/type to them. So naturally the nickname popped up and stuck. When I decided to start journaling and posting podfics, I chose to use the name Jinx to get away from the place I was in when I was known as MissDeidra. Since jinx is such a popular word, I attached the mistress to the front of it. 

My tumblr blog is called Armpits & Shotguns. Once upon a time, long long ago... I was chilling in a hotel room with some gay porn stars. It was during San Diego Pride 2010. Myself and the object of my gay porn affection (well, gay-for-pay, turns out he wasn't so gay) were hanging out, getting drunk and one thing let to another and we found ourselves shotgunning a particular type of cigarette with me going to town eating his armpits out. OTHER things happened in that hotel room too, but it would be unladylike of me to spill those details. In the end, my favorite moment of that weekend became the title to my blog. 

So. I think that's about it on that front. :D
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Day Two: 20 Facts About Me

1. My name rhymes. Deidra Leigh Keveney. My dad's middle name is also Lee. Our last name was originally O'Keveney, but when the grandparents came over from Ireland they dropped the O. I really wish they hadn't. 

2. My great-great-grandmothers name was Gaga. No joke. The original Lady G. Except no imitations.

3. I'm a vegetarian. For about a decade now. I am borderline vegan, but I have a cheese weakness. I don't eat eggs or drink milk, but I fucking love cheese. Would eat cheese every meal if I could.

4. I'm a beer snob. My favorite beer is Xingu. I drink a guinness everyday. Usually as a meal replacement. But lets face it. It's like a meal anyway. So hearty. I'm currently going through a cider obsession. Which sucks because I hate wasting all those calories on hard cider....but....it tastes so fucking good.

5. My current fic obsession is all things incest. GIVE ME ALL THE INCESTY GOODNESS. (2nd place: Xeno)

6. I would give just about anything in the whole world to be the meat in a Mia Tyler/Liv Tyler sandwich. 

7. I can quote Repo!The Genetic Opera in it's entirety.

8. I have a gay porn stars name tattooed on my body. In his handwriting. He also has mine tattooed on him. In my handwriting. Next to his armpit. Ever want to see it? It's my tumblr icon.

9. I am bisexual. Like a hard Kinsey 3. Pun intended.

10. I wear size 14 US Womens shoes.
Here is a conversion chart so you realize how fucking huge my feet are.

11. According to the Humanmetrics Jung Typology Test I am ISFP. Introvert (56%) Sensing (12%) Feeling (50%) Perceiving (11%).

12. The sorting hat says I'm Slytherin. My wand is 13inches, made of sycamore with a dragon core and it's quite bendy.

13. Top 5 records: (In no particular order) 1. Spring Awakening: The Musical by Duncan Sheik 2. Fever To Tell by Yeah Yeah Yeahs 3. Good Mourning by Alkaline Trio 4. Murder Ballads by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds 5. Tiger Army III: Ghost Tigers Rise by Tiger Army.

14. Gin is my poison.

15. I am a die hard San Francisco Giants fan. I bleed orange and black. 4 lyfe. Big Time Timmy Jim is my dude. 

16. Of any character on any television show, I am most like Jeffrey Murdock from Coupling.

17. I'm a Democrat. 

18. I've never had a real best friend. I've had long ass friendships, but never a bestie. I'm a bit of an introvert, so I have a hard time giving myself to people. I am also selfish and would rather have my own company than constantly go out. So that leaves me with a lot of online friends, and that's okay with me.

19. My favorite city in the world is New Orleans, LA. I've been there a bunch of times for Southern Decadence (the gay Mardi Gras). It is the most magical place on earth, for me. 

20. My very first gay porn star crush was the Falcon exclusive model, Erik Rhodes. He killed himself last year. I cried for 2 days straight. I'm still not over it.


That was incredibly hard. 
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So I've never done any kind of journal challenge before. I'm not entirely sure why I want to do this. I rarely get comments, so I'm assuming people just kind of skip over my shit. But. I figure I'd spice up my content. Share some stuff about myself. Perhaps someone will stop in their infinite scroll and look at the thing I've shared. Perhaps not. *shrugs*


Day One: My Favorite Song

I've scoured my brain for the answer. I've looked at my iTunes play total for a clue. My current favorite song is constantly changing, which right now is: I Had Me A Girl by The Civil Wars. But...this is not my favorite song ever. So after a long battle of the ponder, I've figured it out.

Little Water Song
written by Nick Cave and performed by Ute Lemper


This song is told from the POV of a murdered woman. The lyrics are hauntingly beautiful. You feel a great empathy for the woman in the song. It's reminiscent of the Murder Ballads songs that Nick Cave wrote 4 years prior to writing this. He always writes these mini stories in just a few words that totally draw you in. She speaks of her natures grave and the little fishes, of being suffocated, of drowning, of the act of dying. The very last line is my favorite in the song. She sings of hate. 

I wrote a paper in college on this song. It was my Freshman year, and we had to write about a song that spoke to us. I wrote the paper from the POV of the woman in the song. After presenting it and playing the song for the class, my professor pulled me out into the hallway and asked if I was suicidal. I think that says a lot about the song, and what emotions it hits on in just the small span of 3 minutes. 


Lyrics:


Under here, you just take my breath away
Under here, the water flows over my head
I can hear the little fishes

Under here whispering your most terrible name
Under here, they've given me starfish for eyes
And your head is a big red balloon

Under here, your huge hand is heavy on my chest
Ah, and under here, Sir, your lovely voice retreats
And yes, you take my breath away

Look at my hair, as it waves and waves
Sir, under here, I have such pretty hair
Silver, it is, and filled with silver bubbles

Ah, and under here, my blood will be a cloud
And under here my dreams are made of water
And, Sir, you just take my breath away

For under here, my pretty breasts are piled high
With stones and I cannot breathe
And tiny little fishes enter me

Under here, I am made ready
And under here, I am washed clean
And I glow with the greatness of my hate for you



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